If you choose to run any of the code on this site you do so at your own risk.

I make no promises about anything you see on here. In all honesty I was probably drunk when I wrote it, and I've got a pretty fucked up sense of humour at the best of time. There's always the chance that it was replaced by hackers shortly after I uploaded it, or at least that's what I plan to tell the authorities. Don't be surprised if any code to take from this site doesn't work. Do not be shocked if it formats your hard drive. It may make inappropriate comments to your mother-in-law, and will possibly molest your pets. It will almost certainly try to seduce you wife, girlfriend, daughter and mother, any maybe your father too, depending on how exotic it's feeling. Router firmware may be flashed, boiling phosphur may rain from the heavens. Seriously, this one time I wrote a program and it totally tried to annexe Poland. Which is weird, because it was only a CSV parser, and Poland is boring anyway.

If anything does a splode as a result of the code on this site and you disregard this friendly advice and choose to send me a whiney email, expect me to make a face like this:

And then send you a link to this page 50 times.